Our Story

Our Story

TEADOG.cLUB

TEADOG.cLUB

Mission

We started Teadog because, honestly, tea got weird.

One minute you’re trying to sip something calming, the next you’re deep in a rabbit hole of moon-charged herbs and mystical mushroom dust harvested by forest monks. It’s too much. Too confusing. And way too beige.


So we kept it simple. Teas that make sense.
WAKE for energy. RELAX to chill. LIBIDO for... y’know.
And CLEANSE for when your gut’s been through war.

No fluff. No fake health claims. No floral tins. Just solid tea that even your gym bro would respect.

We’re Teadog.
Bold blends. No BS. Just boil, sip, and get on with it.

We started Teadog because, honestly, tea got weird.

One minute you’re trying to sip something calming, the next you’re deep in a rabbit hole of moon-charged herbs and mystical mushroom dust harvested by forest monks. It’s too much. Too confusing. And way too beige.


So we kept it simple. Teas that make sense.
WAKE for energy. RELAX to chill. LIBIDO for... y’know.
And CLEANSE for when your gut’s been through war.


No fluff. No fake health claims. No floral tins. Just solid tea that even your gym bro would respect.

We’re Teadog.
Bold blends. No BS. Just boil, sip, and get on with it.

Vision

Teadog is tea that actually makes sense.
No fluff, no fairy dust — just bold, functional blends designed to do what they say: WAKE for energy, RELAX to unwind, LIBIDO to boost vitality, and CLEANSE for your gut.

We cut through the noise of overcomplicated health teas with clear benefits and quality ingredients like yerba mate, chamomile, maca root, and dandelion. It’s built for people who don’t usually “do tea” — especially guys — and want something that fits their lifestyle without the wellness jargon.


Our mission
To simplify functional wellness and make tea feel bold, modern, and inclusive — not delicate or confusing. We’re here to make tea make sense again.



Why We Exist

Why?


  • 70% of functional beverage consumers say they’re overwhelmed by too many choices

  • Men make up less than 15% of the herbal tea market — but that’s shifting

  • Teadog speaks to a new generation of wellness consumers: no gatekeeping, no guesswork

  • Teadog is tea with purpose, attitude, and zero BS.

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